Allerleirah: "I think I'm going to start walking in the mornings. I'm tired of feeling like crap when I wake up."
Allerleirah's mother: "Oh, do you want some company?"
Allerleirah: "On the treadmill?"
Allerleirah's mother: (After some laughter) "...I thought we could walk outside."
Allerleirah: "I don't want to walk outside. I'd have to shave and I'd rather do that after I shower."
Allerleirah's mother: (Scrunching up her face) "I don't shave when I walk outside."
Allerleirah: (Always loathe to say "beard" out loud) "I don't. Want. To walk outside."
Allerleirah's mother: (Sighs like a kicked puppy)
Ugh. I guess I should feel glad that people who are familiar with me tend to forget my... limitations.